My Doctor's going to yell at me tomorrow.

Been eating at odd hours, drinking a lot, not really doing anything to balance it on the exercise side of things. Even if I come in with the best attitude and clothes that hang in a flattering way, the lab results will rat me out.

I fully imagine the doc looking at the numbers on the sheet for a minute, then turning to me and saying something like, "Sorry to hear about your relationship troubles."

I know I need to make changes, but all I feel like doing lately is blowing things up.

Mostly myself, it seems